Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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