Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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