The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
