I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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