She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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