I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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