She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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