In the future we'll all be gay
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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