if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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