it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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