Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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