i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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