what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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