Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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