try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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