Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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