you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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