I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How does one acquire holy water?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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