I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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