how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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