where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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