I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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