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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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