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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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