He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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