Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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