Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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