we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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