He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
