ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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