If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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