Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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