there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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