So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He better not be in your backpack
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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