16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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