Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sober January is a disaster.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i now understand why vodka
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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