party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There r osticjed everywhere
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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