Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I understand Curling. That high.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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