the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm too high and old for this...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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