Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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