Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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