I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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