i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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