so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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