We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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