did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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