i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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