she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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