What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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