I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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