I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
