Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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