how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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