is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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