New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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