i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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