16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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