Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just google imaged poop.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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