Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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