I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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