I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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