I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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